Can I hear a big FML?

My life right now is so depressing, it's no surprise that I don't blog very often anymore. Gone are the days where I would spend hours on pictures and captioning and being my general witty self WTF. Lack of Internet at home is probably another factor. I can't wait to get back to Malaysia where I can use the Internet as much as I want. And maybe then this blog might have more than three readers: me and my sisters wtf.

Why the blog title:
1. I am so fucking pimply right now it isn't even funny. Stress does funny things to the skin. AND MY HAIR IS FALLING OUT!

2. I gained seven kilos this semester alone. Yes, you read that right, SEVEN KILOS. I'm really hoping that the recent weight gain is due to my gym workouts and not FAT.

3. My life nowadays consists of gym, library, study, library, gym, study, study. Sadly.

4. I can't afford both lunch and dinner anymore! My finances this year were actually very good, unlike the way it was in Trinity, but due to unexpected circumstances I am now poor.

5. I haven't been able to call my sisters or my friends cause I burst my credit limit on my phone already. FIVE MORE DAYS TO NEXT BILLING PERIOD!

6. I miss Shereen and Joyie so much it isn't even funny. I see Shereen once a week maybe, and everytime Joyie and I see each other it's in the library to study.

7. Finals start on Monday.


I think that's quite a lot of FMLs I'm going through right now. :) Of course, it doesnt help that I'm feeling so much anger towards you right now. But I am CBF. :)



Okay, some pictures to cheer me up! (And then it's back home to study again FML)

Freezing our asses off on the ski-lift in Falls Creek.. We can still camwhore! :) - July 09.

Time for a new iPhone 3G S? :)

I miss you, you crazy ChilliPadi-loving freak!

Plus the shoes you so kindly lent me after Seven were awesome comfy :)

I miss my Sher.. :(

Karaoke-ing for hours on end..

Doing kinky things in the jacuzzi in Great Ocean Road! :)

Wicked awesome food at Nobu!

Chadstone-ing away our savings..

And all those times in my room where we pretended we were Vogue models!

I promise we'll go back to long lazy hours at Max Brenner the second my exams are over.. Don't doubt my love for you! :)

My two lovely darlings and two big dummies. :)

And my baby sister's visit to Melbourne.. Love you Yenny McManny!

Thank you for making life so beautiful my darlings.. We're going to rock Melbourne so hard after exams! :)

Looking through all my pictures makes me happy again, cause well, this has just been the best semester in Melbourne ever. And life is just going to get better. :)

The Melbourne loves of my life.

I had the best birthday ever this year, and I felt so happy I thought I would burst.

My homemade bimbo princess cake!

Thank you my darlings for making it such a memorable birthday.. Love you two to bits! :)


Not forgetting my two lovers back home: Jess and Kate, hugs and kisses! :)

Hungover rantings.

Today is a really amazing day. The sun is shining, and I was so surprised when I stepped out of my house and a gust of warm air hit me. 22 degrees of sunshiny weather.

The warm day is ruined by the fact that the wind is so fucking strong that it blows people off their feet and little stones go into people's eyes and hit their bare legs and it hurts. :(




Behind this facade of happiness and eternal optimism, I am feeling down. Yes, I'm feeling down.

Why can't my mood be directly correlated to the weather?

Juxtapositions.

Another example of how fat I've become:

"Eh, I saw your old photos on Facebook.. You're right la you were skinny! .... What happened?"

T___________T


and

"Eh actually Shereen is not that much taller than you all (me and Joyie). But I guess she just looks taller cause she's skinny."

T__________________________T

Heart pain ah!

Skinny photo of Joyie, Sher and me! :)

Jay managed to insult both me and Joyie while complimenting Shereen, all in one sentence. Sigh. :(

I miss my outfit photos! It's not that I don't dress up anymore, I still do, but I tend to wear black everyday in keeping with the gloomy weather wtf. This is from the second day of spring when the sun was shining!

And then an hour later it started raining heavily and got cold and windy FML.

Peachy-pink polo: Ralph Lauren
Grey tiered bodycon skirt: Lolitta
Grey oversized blazer with stripey satin linings: Valleygirl
Cream and gold triple-wrap studded belt: Sportsgirl
Satin bow headband: Diva
Black chain handle tote (I call it my coin purse bag wtf): Kate Hill
Cream patent flats: Vincci



I got mistaken for a bank manager when I went to ANZ just now. See what I mean about me wearing black all the time?

Katie is fat, bloated, ugly, pimply and has the tummy of a pregnant woman at four months. Someone asked me yesterday "You gain weight is it? Your face like rounder already leh."


......


Not good. FML.

My patriotic night.

Just a few photos from Merdeka Eve at Colonial Hotel. Shereen was selling tickets to the Merdeka Eve celebration at CQ and she practically strangled me into buying tickets, which I did, and then humiliatingly asked everyone on my contact list to buy one too.. Sigh. The things we do for the people we love!

Finally we ended up at Colonial instead of CQ because Jay Tsen managed to bribe Shereen (and me also la haha!) into going with them to Colonial with the offer of free tickets wheee! :) That's the first time I got really tipsy, cause I ordinarily don't drink when I go to clubs. Someone *ahem Shereen ahem* is a really bad influence on me WTF.

This is the most effort I ever made with my makeup (which isn't saying much considering I don't bother putting on makeup nowadays) so I was pleasantly surprised to hear compliments from Tan Keng Heng.. HAHA! If I still looked ugly with so much makeup on I might as well just expire and die right WTF.

Sher was so hyper that night, after her four shots I'm surprised she managed to stay upright! Me on the other hand, kept stumbling while walking and grabbing onto random people's necks in an effort to stand straight.. Haha. One Soho Lychee, one bourbon and coke and two glasses of champagne and I was gone. SUCH a cheap drunk wtf. :)

Jay Tsen was so drunk that night too! Sher and I had to keep running after him. He was walking around with a bottle of champagne in one hand and a glass in the other, like some crazy alcoholic hahahah!


I met Jean and June that night, for the first time in ages. My love looked so sexy in her backless dress (which I convinced her to buy haha) :)

Sher, Joyie, me and Moon :) WHERE ARE MY EYES T___________T


Jay, Sher and I went to McDonald's at Southbank because Sher and I were staying over at the guys' place in Southbank after clubbing, and I talked nonstop the whole way there and the whole way back. So much that Shereen, who normally loves me!, asked me to shut up and stop talking hahahaha. We must have looked so funny, three drunkards stumbling to McDonalds on a Sunday night: one guy smiling randomly and putting his arm around the girls, one girl stumbling over her feet and talking nonstop, and one girl with a red face asking the others to shut up. HAHA! :)

Happy birthday Yenny McManny!

To my dearest darling sister:



Hope you had a great sweet sixteen! I love you baby, always! :)

Miss me!

I realised that I haven't had Internet for over two months now, which means I haven't blogged properly in over two months.

My dearest hunnybunny! ♥

Nerdy me and blind Nana haha! :)

Stupidest picture you will ever see of me here WTF. So not glam T______T

"I'm like you only smarter and more attractive"... :) You know you love me!

Alvin the Alcoholic WTF.

I miss Hsuen so much! Thank you for coming to visit my love! I'll see you in UK in December, I'm itching for a new bag *hint hint* :D



I feel like going to steal people's Internet tonight, haha.

Sher and I have been doing so many fun and happy things during the holidays that I've blown through half my monthly allowance in a week. Hi-tea and scones at Grand Hyatt, K-Box twice in two days, going to three clubs in one weekend.. When I factor in my new Chanel necklace (YAY!), life's going all too well. :)